PUNCH THE MOON

"There are no Lines!"

2010-01-28T07:01:00.000-08:00

So spoke Bill Hicks, or so spoke my buddy Arny, preceding the following mime:

One hundred different kinds of hilarity.

Some people might be offended by this, to be sure, but to be honest that's what made me nearly split my fucking sides with laughter. I guess it's time to come to terms with the fact that offending people really amuses me. Sure, not ACTUALLY offending people on base levels, but pissing all over public conventions of decency within conversation and humour.

"What kind of sick asshole..." one might ask, would relish in being a callous, unsympathetic bastard? Nobody, that's for sure, and as sure as that I don't act like one; but by hell I sure talk like one sometimes. I've finished my sentences with "and now I'm going to Hell" More times than you'd care to know, or I'd care to remember, and what's better is that it's getting worse!

Taboo humour is all over the net these days, I mean, you have Cyanide and Happiness, SMBC and even my own webcomic The Uncanny Uper Dave

Yeah, I'm tugging the taboo for a cheap giggle, and that's what I love. That's what a lot of people love: Humour that questions your morality. I ain't gonna preach, but I hope we all get a look at ourselves in the mirror tonight and see THAT much more of an evil wizard in the reflection.

2010-01-27T17:10:00.000-08:00

I guess we can all be thankful for the world we currently live in.

BADASS Nerd Herding

2009-07-03T16:59:00.000-07:00

Wonka Nerds, those delicious little bastards, have been proving hard to find in England in recent years. Look at them, those glorious globules of sugar, they might make me pull a face like a bulldog licking piss off a FUCKING thistle, but I fucking love them. I love them so much that I gave a special offer to 4 lucky people from the USA.

My artwork seems to be the subject of fancy amongst various people, with pieces fetching reasonably high prices; so hey, I thought to myself in a manner befitting that of a wise old sea captain, why not give other people a chance to buy my stuff- WITH NERDS! $40 dollars worth of Nerds was my price for a full colour commission, and 4 people took me up on that offer. How many boxes of Nerds will $40 buy? Well, we'll find out soon enough. My only wish is that I can eat enough Nerds to contract diabetes, lose a foot and begin my pirate career.

Its where the BADASS is

2009-07-02T16:13:00.000-07:00

Hello, I'm Liam Eddleston. You may know me from the BADASS quiz series over on Facebook, I've been doing pretty GOD DAMN well for myself since, so here is a Blog, where you can come for all things BADASS. More to come!