Wonka Nerds, those delicious little bastards, have been proving hard to find in England in recent years. Look at them, those glorious globules of sugar, they might make me pull a face like a bulldog licking piss off a FUCKING thistle, but I fucking love them. I love them so much that I gave a special offer to 4 lucky people from the USA.
My artwork seems to be the subject of fancy amongst various people, with pieces fetching reasonably high prices; so hey, I thought to myself in a manner befitting that of a wise old sea captain, why not give other people a chance to buy my stuff- WITH NERDS! $40 dollars worth of Nerds was my price for a full colour commission, and 4 people took me up on that offer. How many boxes of Nerds will $40 buy? Well, we'll find out soon enough. My only wish is that I can eat enough Nerds to contract diabetes, lose a foot and begin my pirate career.
