Thursday 28 January 2010

"There are no Lines!"

So spoke Bill Hicks, or so spoke my buddy Arny, preceding the following mime:

He even did a little danceOne hundred different kinds of hilarity.

Some people might be offended by this, to be sure, but to be honest that's what made me nearly split my fucking sides with laughter. I guess it's time to come to terms with the fact that offending people really amuses me. Sure, not ACTUALLY offending people on base levels, but pissing all over public conventions of decency within conversation and humour.

"What kind of sick asshole..." one might ask, would relish in being a callous, unsympathetic bastard? Nobody, that's for sure, and as sure as that I don't act like one; but by hell I sure talk like one sometimes. I've finished my sentences with "and now I'm going to Hell" More times than you'd care to know, or I'd care to remember, and what's better is that it's getting worse!

Taboo humour is all over the net these days, I mean, you have Cyanide and Happiness, SMBC and even my own webcomic The Uncanny Uper Dave


Yeah, I'm tugging the taboo for a cheap giggle, and that's what I love. That's what a lot of people love: Humour that questions your morality. I ain't gonna preach, but I hope we all get a look at ourselves in the mirror tonight and see THAT much more of an evil wizard in the reflection.


Wednesday 27 January 2010


I guess we can all be thankful for the world we currently live in.